Super Smash Bros. Trivia Game(?)

ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST TO 30 POINTS WILL BE OUR CHAMPION OF SEASON 1!

Current Scores
Master Knight DH: 11
Ephriam225: 10
Colin_Is_Power: 8
Kia Hitaro: 5
Threadnaught: 1

Ok Mark you gave me a little insperation to do this, sort of, so ya.
Rules:
Anyway I ask a question about anything about or related to the topic, but I don't want the right answer. I want you to come up with the most funniest or stupid answer you can come up with. Only your first answer will count for each round. You may not post a second answer but you may edit the first answer you gave if nessary.

Points
3 First place
2 Second place
1 Third place
I'll edit the first post with scores when need.
Anyone can play so When your ready to play simply answer the question we are on.

Question 1
Brawl Announce: Ready, ____.
(Fill in the blank)

Ready...Ho!

Ready, Blow.

Ready, cheat!

Mark and Master, in my opinion, won this question.

Judging time.

Quick Note: Untill I get my Laptop Back I won't be quoting the responces.

Ok Now To The Judging.

First Place: Colin_is_power.
Responce: YES! lol

Second Place: Mark999
Responce: O_O Hot Chicks. lol

Third Place: Master Knight DH
Responce: *Kirby Uses Sucking Ablity.* lol

Ok next question.
Which Item Is the most abusing iin all of SSB history and why?

The Home-Run Bat. Instant kills when swung and near-instant kills when thrown.

I would've said Assist Trophy or Pokeball or Smash Ball but the former two are a bit on the luck-based side and the latter is abusive depending on the character using it.

Poke-balls, even the CPU's will go after them. And they are also good for throwing.

Deku Nuts. Being stunned leaves you open to seriously being smashed into next week.

^Or you could also get killed by the explosion.

Ok Sorry Everyone. About the long as hell Time it took.
Anyway Judgeing:

First Place goes to Colin_is_power:

Colin_is_power wrote:

Poke-balls, even the CPU's will go after them. And they are also good for throwing.

They can also produce great powerful Goldeen which make things epic. lol

Second Place goes to Master Knight DH:

Master Knight DH wrote:

Deku Nuts. Being stunned leaves you open to seriously being smashed into next week.

The Can also send the enemy into next week if your stupid enough to be in the air.

Third Place goes to Ephraim225:

Ephraim225 wrote:

The Home-Run Bat. Instant kills when swung and near-instant kills when thrown.

Ice Climbers: Yep!

Edit: I was expecting Mr. Saturn to appear but alas he is not liked anymore.

Next Question: How many Bowsers Does It Take to footstool off Kirby?

Better question, why does it take more than one Bowser to footstool off Kirby?

BECAUSE HE'S SO DARN STUPID!

3, because you can not have more than four players. (dumb answer)

Edit: Oh what the hell?! Who edited my post?

YAY Colin is back. lol
But I need one more before I can do judgeing.

42, due to his girth.

ShadowGamerDarkly wrote:

YAY Colin is back. lol
But I need one more before I can do judgeing.

People missed me? Thanks

Ok Judging

1st Place

Ephraim225 wrote:

Better question, why does it take more than one Bowser to footstool off Kirby?

BECAUSE HE'S SO DARN STUPID!

lol
2nd Place

Master Knight DH wrote:

42, due to his girth.

Girth.

3th Place

Colin_is_power wrote:

3, because you can not have more than four players. (dumb answer)

lol true.

Next Question (Score x2)
Jigglypuff was walking around Peach's Castle singing when a great blue bird flew by and fell to his death. When Jigglypuff left singing, a fire bird of flame flew by also then died. They said Peaches castle was haunted by a ghost. Who killed the birds, and who were the birds?

ShadowGamerDarkly wrote:

Jigglypuff was walking around Peach's Castle singing when a great blue bird flew by and fell to his death. When Jigglypuff left singing, a fire bird of flame flew by also then died. They said Peaches castle was haunted by a ghost. Who killed the birds, and who were the birds?

Eagle killed himself. His arrogance was unparalleled.

Well, the logic in this seems to be That Either Falco killed himself twice, or falco died followed shortly by charizard. So as to who is killing the birds, the answer goes as follows:

Either:

A) Charizard Murdered Falco, and then in a moment of guilt commited suicide.
~or~
B) Falco is emo/suicidal and killed himself twice. Both in different ways.

One More. Anyone?

Latios and Latias were shot down by Sniper Wolf at long range.

Judgeing! This was the hardest pic so far. But.....

1st Place:

Master Knight DH wrote:

Eagle killed himself. His arrogance was unparalleled.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!????????????

2nd Place:

Ephraim225 wrote:

Latios and Latias were shot down by Sniper Wolf at long range.

WHAAAATTT?

3th Place:

Ren Hitaro wrote:

Well, the logic in this seems to be That Either Falco killed himself twice, or falco died followed shortly by charizard. So as to who is killing the birds, the answer goes as follows:

Either:

A) Charizard Murdered Falco, and then in a moment of guilt commited suicide.
~or~
B) Falco is emo/suicidal and killed himself twice. Both in different ways.

Wut?

Next Question: Why does Kirby Suck In Melee?

Becuase he needs to copyright other characters before he can become useful.

Because Sephiroth isn't in Melee so Kirby can't copy his Meteor attack.

One more Anyone?

Because his brains were cut out by link in the first game xD

The same reason he dos in every game he's in, to copy abilities.

half.

Bowser crushes kirby like a feather

There is a tie for second.

1st: Kai Hitaro

2nd Tie with: Colin_is_power & Threadnaught

In cases of a tie like this.
Each Player that tied for second will get 1 point with a bouns chance to get 1 extra point if there joke is funnier then the other persons joke in the next round.

Next Question: How does yoshi hide his eggs?

He doesn't, he poops them on the fly.

Oh BTW first to 30 will win. Good Luck.

He actually uses an invisible bag that also holds hammers for hitting people when they're being idiots.

Yoshi hides his eggs in the nullspace up his ass.

YAY Colin is back. lol
But I need one more before I can do judgeing.

Yoshi ate Link's pouch of infinite storage and used it to hold his eggs.

LeeRain wrote:

YAY Colin is back. lol
But I need one more before I can do judgeing.

I'm make this clear now Lee is not me do not click on the links.
This will be updated later guys when the pain of new years stops bother my head and when my busyness has ended.