The Mech-a-Palooza Game!

This is a brand new forum game inspired by a forum game I've been playing from a different forum, except its been altered and redone to fit the standards of our quiet little community.

Ok so the rules are simple! First off you start by saying a character from a video game, a location, what they're doing, and the time limit (has to be under 5 minutes) until a Mech's bazooka round blows them up and disrupts whatever they're doing.

Example: Poster 1: (Character) Sonic, (Location) At a cafe, (Action) eating a chili dog, (Time limit) 15 seconds

After that, the next post is going to say what happens.

Example: Poster 2: The round from the bazooka launches the hot dog out of its bun and rests there. Sonic doesn't notice the change in his food and takes a bite. BOOOOOOOOOOM!

(Yes, the BOOM is needed when telling that the character has blown up. If the character dodges the fate of an explosive death, no BOOM is needed.)

Then after Poster 2 is done telling what happens, they set up the scenario again, changing it to whatever they like as long as they keep the format the same. My advice is to be as imaginative and creative as you guys can be and really enjoy yourself with this game, its funny what scenarios you can come up with.

So with this, I'll start off!

Sami, At Orange Star HQ, Eating chocolate, 3 Mins...

Sami had just melted chocolate bars in a fondu pot. Two mechs were rushing to join the other mechs. One of the mech soldiers realized he'd forgotten his bazooka and rushed back to the supply room. Once he got his bazooka he rushed back onto the battlefeild, not realizing he dropped his bomb. Sami, now with an empty pot, was going to move the pot on a heated pad to put more chocolate in. She did not realize that the bomb was in her way and tripped on it. The pot, still hot, fell on the bomb. BOOOOOOM!



Ganondorf, on any SSBB stage, using an assist trophy, 1 min.

The assist turns out to be a mech who fires a bazooka at Ganondorf and kills him. BOOOOOOOM! GAME SET!

Mew vs. Mewtwo in a Pokemon battle, 5 minutes

Mew and MewTwo were fighting to the death, blasting each other with psy-balls and beams! It seemed that there would be no end to their brutal and heated conflict! But then, the dark clouds departed, and let through the sun's bright rays! A heavenly aura bathed a spot of light and gold in the shadowy realm of Mew and Mewtwo's conflict. The light saw to it that winged beings sang out in harmony; carrying the messiahs that would end their feud for all time, ASH KETCHUM, BROCK, and DAWN! Mew and MewTwo ended their battle and floated down to greet them, where Ash whispered the holy words to the both of them. After the conversation, Mew and MewTwo turned to each other as Ash and his friends began to make their ways out via the winged beings...

Mew looked at MewTwo, and MewTwo to Mew, and both nodded. They raised their hands to the sky, and aligned their arms to the trio now making their way out of the darkened realm. Mew and MewTwo then summoned and unleashed a volley of Mech Unit bazooka rounds! BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Ash, Brock, and Dawn, were no more!

And Mew and MewTwo continued their fight after much celebrating.



How about a tough one?

Princess Peach, In Toadstool Castle, Applying her Make-up, 1 min and 37 secs...