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PostSubject: Twilight and Religion   Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:39 pm

I have come to understand that Twilight junkies have banded together to create, their own religion. While I'm not quite sure what possible beliefs could come from such a horrid, and vomit-inducing literature series, I am convinced that this "religion" (cult) is a sign that we're boned.

The religion itself is called, "Cullenism" after the sparkling gay porn star by day, and sparkling veggie-vampire (aka pussified vampire) by night, Edward Cullen. I don't know what these crazed, and rabid fans believe in, and I have no desire to know as well. But I do know this! Some Twilight fans can't take it in their minds that some people just want to see the book burn and burn until there is nothing left, and attack or lash out, people who differ in opinion from them. There have been many reports of Twilight Fan violence, fabricated or not, its up to you to decide, but I do believe that some poor Anti-Twilight schmuck got their ass handed to them against the Twigs. (Twilight Fans + Wiggers = Twigs)

If you don't believe what I am saying, go to google, I'll even provide a link for you.

http://www.google.com = Go here and put in, "Cullenism" or "Twilight Violence" and hit that enter button!

And now for my opinion!

"This is worse than Scientology! We're fucked. Game over man, GAME OVER!" - Rebel Yell on Twilight becoming a religion.

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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:51 pm

HOLY SHIT!!! WE'RE DOOM-ED!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:44 pm

Oh god, we are f'ed.

I remember watching it with my girlfriend. I was ok, but once I got to the sparkle part, I just lost it. No
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:36 pm

Colin_is_power wrote:
Oh god, we are f'ed.

I remember watching it with my girlfriend. I was ok, but once I got to the sparkle part, I just lost it. No

Colin! Where the hell have you been man?! =D

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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:30 am

Rebel Yell wrote:
Colin_is_power wrote:
Oh god, we are f'ed.

I remember watching it with my girlfriend. I was ok, but once I got to the sparkle part, I just lost it. No

Colin! Where the hell have you been man?! =D
Whoa! Shocked No need to be hostile. lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:57 pm

Rebel Yell wrote:
Colin_is_power wrote:
Colin! Where the hell have you been man?! =D
Whoa! Shocked No need to be hostile. lol.
Seriously Where The Hell Have You Been?

As for this thread umm. All ive heard about it is that it might make harry potter "lose his magic". I can give you a link to that if you want.
Personaly I havent seen the movie yet. It cant be that bad. Can it?

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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:02 am

If it can make Harry lose his magic... it's bad, and we must squash it.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:42 am

Ren Hitaro wrote:
If it can make Harry lose his magic... it's bad, and we must squash it.
The movie not the twlight force.

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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:56 am

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Rebel Yell wrote:
Colin_is_power wrote:
Colin! Where the hell have you been man?! =D
Whoa! Shocked No need to be hostile. lol.
Seriously Where The Hell Have You Been?

As for this thread umm. All ive heard about it is that it might make harry potter "lose his magic". I can give you a link to that if you want.
Personaly I havent seen the movie yet. It cant be that bad. Can it?
I occasionally come back on every now and then, but since there aren't a lot of active members, there isn't a whole lot to do.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:00 am

SEE?? THIS PLACE AINT BUSY!! COLIN AGREES!
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:42 pm

Ren Hitaro wrote:
SEE?? THIS PLACE AINT BUSY!! COLIN AGREES!
We just need to find more members. Then we can start being more active.

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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:17 pm

=/ as if that will ever happen
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:28 pm

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=/ as if that will ever happen
Well we have 2 with in 2 days. Thats A good start. lol

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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:58 pm

Hahahaha. 1 of them only got here because I posted a link on awbw. So HA!
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:29 pm

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Hahahaha. 1 of them only got here because I posted a link on awbw. So HA!
Still its a good start.

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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:02 pm

you should make propaganda on other websites, i may make a button for this one,since i have one for AWBW
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:30 pm

airob wrote:
you should make propaganda on other websites, i may make a button for this one,since i have one for AWBW
I could of sworn colin should had finished making a button already.

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PostSubject: Re: Twilight and Religion   Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:16 pm

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airob wrote:
you should make propaganda on other websites, i may make a button for this one,since i have one for AWBW
I could of sworn colin should had finished making a button already.
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