Lag must roast.

I really hate it, it ruins online gameplay.

What happened was that I was playing a match against Ephraim. And guess what happened from the countdown?

That's right: it GD lagged beyond belief.

Seriously, the lag favored me because I already knew Wolf's moves and could figure how to counter them to an extent, and with me being generally good at being savvy, that match got decided in a hurry.

This isn't even the first time where I got a lag-induced win: Sima Matt, generally faster than me, has lost a match in Tetris Attack to lag hiking up the influence of my survival mentality, since lag let me combo the bajeezus out of him.

I think it's a problem with Ephraim's connection. But if that's the case, I can go back to being off Brawl. SGD's being on is rather occasional, of course I think I hogged enough of his Brawl time for the time being anyway. And ensignuraki.....*sigh*...whatever he may have been before, he sure now is pretty much just a trolling *** who has the nerve to tell me that I need to "get better" against Pit's arrow abuse. Oh my G- that arrow abuser in the tournament BARELY beat my Olimar, probably having relied on arrow spam to do anything so against me, clean hits take their time to get me; while SGD, who I believe I go even with or I fare well against, 2 stocked my Ness. There won't be finer proof that the damn thing is over the top when SGD's vids go up.

Here is my lag story.

I was playing Team Fortress 2. I get lag here and there, normally when there is nothing around or when I am being cluster f***ed by the enemy. So I usually die regardless if I didn't have lag. But one day, my lag spiked really high.

I was playing on a dustbowl server as a soldier. My team was on the offensive and we were about to get the last control point for the first stage (there are three stages). I was on my way to help my team until I got the lag spike of hell on me. To make it worse, someone was there to watch me. His response to my lag was, "Enlong, why are you moving 5 cm a second?" (Enlong is my brother's user name). My team won but I was utterly useless from that point on as we started the second stage. So I left in hope that the lag would stop. It did, thank goodness.

And before I forget, my ping was below 100. I think it was around 23. Lag doesn't show its self unless it's above 300.

I lag too much.

Anyway i guess the best lag story i have that I was hidding in a cardborad box in MGO2 and pretty much everyone igorned the box and got head shoted 4 seconds later "after shooting there head". It took 4 seconds? wtf!!??

EDIT: I plan to be on on this Saterday. No real time yet. But we will see. I will record too. and no Masterknight it doesn't matter how much you brawl me. At least your always their first. And the rule is first come first served. lol I hoping the lag won't be that bad.

EDIT 2: I... can't belive it. I missed it. I hate myself now! I'll come on tommorow!

I don't have as cool a lag story. It's just this computer I have to use when I come to my computer class during study hall.... ITS FUCKING SLOW >.> Pardon my german...


ANYWAYS, yeah. It takes about 2 minutes to load a 4 minutes song from playlist, 30 seconds to switch between tabs x.x someone shoot this thing and make it faster...