The LP will be conducted here from now on.

Links to chapters 0~6:

Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4 Part A Part B
Chapter 5
Chapter 6

Previously on Let's Play Fire Emblem 7...





Oh, so this is a game for you now, huh Lyn?




And now our story continues with...








Started makin' trouble in the neighbuhood, they got in one little fight and mah ma got scared, and said "yer movin' wit yer auntie and uncle in bel-air!"



What, and you're decent?



Yo home! Smell ya later!




We're in west philadelphia, where I was born and raised-



Oh, oops.




Hello, excuse to start a fight with someone.



Yay, we get to become stronger because the enemies DON'T LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF OTHERS!




You know what this means for this guy.



Bingo.



I sure hope you're keeping track of how many pre-battle screenshots you've seen so far. Because I haven't.




Yeah, it's an excuse to fight and get stronger by doing so because the enemies are stupid.





He's just lazy...woah. Paradox.




Right this way, right this way. Evil rapists right this way.



Oh yeah! The preparations screen. I've already made preparations off-screen so no need to bother here.

Battle Start!



Yeah, they're so powerful that only the enemies have them. Or rather, they did in FE4. Fun fact: there are no Shamans in FE9.




Isn't this convenient. We just got a light user on our team. That renders shamans utterly powerless.




Keyword being MONK. NO TRANSEXUAL JOKES, PLEASE.




Sure, just start the frigging battle already.



Yep, we're in the clear all right.



W-WHAT?! It looks like I took a screenshot at the EXACT MOMENT the screen flashed. How diabolical!



Presenting the cheapest character in the game: Nils can sing to a character, thus giving that character AN EXTRA TURN. How does this make sense in real life?!



Ah, who cares. You'll frequently see Nils fall behind due to everyone getting extra turns.





I bought 2 vulneraries. They're in Rath's inventory currently. Some of these characters are poorly prepared and don't even HAVE vulneraries when they join you.



What's this?! I'm hard on the previous maps, but this is probably the most ridiculous map so far, and that's counting the boss being right next to a forest. On this map, Florina can fly over the mountain and pwn the assholes of every enemy over there, but the rest of the characters - ESPECIALLY THE MOUNTED ONES - have to MOVE AT THE PACE OF A SLUG TO GO AROUND THAT MOUNTAIN and to the castle where the boss is.



I equipped Florina with a Javelin to lure the Shaman into attacking her. Pegasus Knights actually have decent resistance. Fun fact: In FE1 - the first FE - A Pegasus Knight would LOSE SIX RESISTANCE POINTS UPON PROMOTING TO WYVERN KNIGHT. I SWEAR IT'S TRUE. Also in FE1, Marth's resistance growth is ABSOLUTE ZERO. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!





BTW, this bandit dropped an IRON LANCE. WHY IS AN AXE USER CARRYING A LANCE?!






Rath trades Lucius his vulnerary for a sock.



Every last point counts. My god she's so slow to level up. Useless slut.



She has the Javelin again.




...



PWNED! ZERO DAMAGE FTW!




Missed. That was close.



More than you, that's for sure.



Shouldn't it be "Pure Dust" or something?



Pure Water increases resistance, but the effects deteriorate to nothing over the next few turns.



I could sell it for gold.




I just told them that!



Kent or Sain...I know who I'm keeping.



Meh, worth a shot.







That's 11 more EXP for Serra. Yay.



PWNED! This is my mountain!...wait. MOUNTAIN?! Just great, now my mounted troops have to go around it.



At this point only the boss was left, so I checked my stats...6 turns. It's not challenging at all to finish in less than 15, which is what you have to do to unlock the bonus level.



Notice the forests that Lucius can make use of.



I...am your father.



Actually, yes!





Oh look, the ketchup guy's the boss. I'm so scared....WHAT?! OK, this screenshot probably doesn't prove it, but Lucius missed. With 86 HIT%!!! THE HELL!






FINALLY, SERRA!





Screwed? Raped? No longer virgin?








Yeah...I thought there might be dialogue in the CG and just missed it. Dammit.



You didn't screw her, did you? WELL, DID YOU?!



Huh? I thought you were Roy.



"Seemed"? What kind of man are you?




Insert black screen that tells him everything that happened to us.



This stuff is COMMON in this game.




Are you suggesting I pulled his eyes out and put them in my head?



And sex partner. ...I apologize for that.




Crap.




You wanna be my meatshield? I hear pawns such as yourselves have high dodge ratings.



This made me LOL when I saw it. Anyone else LOL when they saw that?




Yes, another excuse to fight someone!



Aren't they always?



Me too. Maybe if we get it we can use it for something.



Pfft. As if we'd need it.




Thus ending Chapter 7. Until next time.

Great Idea. Love it.

Previously on Let's Play Fire Emblem 7...






No doubt it has cracked walls and HUGE chokepoints.

And now our story continues!





See? What did I tell ya?




Woah. Check her out. It's like the FE version of Paine.



Ambushed? More like approached while you were deliberately in a corner. Oh wait.



We should kill her right now. It would save a lot of trouble much later.






Pft. I could hack like sixty of those.



Trap? What trap? Oh, you mean the 50+ Level 1 Axe-wielders who are clearly weak to my swords and magic?



Look, he's gonna fail anyways. You may as well just kill us (and him) yourself. For once, do the smart thing.



...I'm glad she can't hear me.





Lemme guess. You're gonna poke him with a stick, right?



Shit! An enemy thief...he's gonna loot the chest.







*sigh* MORE CUTSCENES!!!



...did you even SEE the bloody map? There's chokepoints EVERYWHERE and--



DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW EASY THIS WILL BE?!









Er...









That means slaughter everything in sight, got that?



HE KNOWS WHAT A CHOKEPOINT IS, THANK GOD!




Dammit Kent!



YES! LET'S START ALREADY!



*sigh*

Battle Start!



Sweet, broken ranged weapons.







Fuck. Due to the 5 Items rule, I have to throw something out. Bullshit. FE3 let you carry 8 items!




We know what'll happen to the stupid AI next turn.






Sucker.



The wall is busted. I hope they don't bill me for that.






Let's get that chest, other me!




Crap! The theif!



Don't tell me you're retarded, too. My god, a SIX YEAR OLD could beat this leg of the game.





I probably shouldn't have given him that Angelic Robe after all.



Heh heh heh. No more stealing for this bastard. Let's kill him!



WHAT!!! The Javelin MISSED the second shot...and I didn't screen it. Dammit!



Critical hit! It's super effective!



Nils levels up. He'll be a great meatshield in no time!






That's gonna leave a Mark. Heh!






HOLY SHIT what a critical machine!



...A hammer? Do I look like King Dedede to you?




They can barely damage me. What a disgrace.



Your funeral.




My god, this is unbelievably easy!






HAH! I GOT A SCREENY THIS TIME!






You must always wear a condum when sleeping.



...and your virginity!




The crap?



Yeah, they're mentally insane.



WHAT! Kent, he just KILLED HIMSELF!




No it's not. This is so easy it's boring the hell out of me.




Um, wasn't Nils on the front lines? HOW COULD HE NOT?



Oh great. 4Kids dialogue.




What?




OK, how about USING THE RING? HELLO?! CAN WE PLEASE PUT THE RING TO GOOD USE?! BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN DANCE THE CAN-CAN, NILS! NIIIIILS!

Join us next time when the game gets easier!

I may have been wrong to do so, but I got Nils to level 20 during that mission you just completed, how? Obviously by purposefully delaying the boss fight.

Also mission 10, the last enemy is an exp mine, I used him to get most of my characters to level 20 and every HP I could heal with Serra I healed, before I got her I would've used vulnerarys, but the chances of her getting exp are much too valuable to waste on vulnerarys.

Wallace makes a good sponge for the Paladin's and the General's weapons, but make sure you heal with Serra each time he gets hurt, Wallace is a General, that's how weak and useless he is, but his high defence dos have some use.

Good luck and train your thief, he's stronger than he looks y'know.

Don't use the ring! DON'T USE THE RING! Anyone who sees the ring will die!

Nevermind, you'll have planty of time to level Nils to 20 in the next missions and please, please stop treating Matthew like such a wuss, I barely use him to steal, when my enemy has a rare item I can't be bothered to hack is the only time I really steal, that's why I'm now training Legault, neither Jaffar nor Jaffar... *clears throat* Matthew can steal while they're both assassins, so Legault is the only thing you'll have during the later chapters.

When treating your characters like weaklings, pay close attention to the ones with low speed and luck attributes, defence is all well and good until you're hit with magic, as for resistance it's nice until you're hit with a physical attack.